Absurd Auction #1: You've got to know when to "Fold' Em..."

Hahaha, eBayers never fail to amuse me. Inane auctions have taken place since eBay's day one, and they truly keep eBay interesting. Welcome to my blog, www.ebayfanatic.blogspot.com, I am the eBay fanatic (B.C.), owner and operator of Sellityourselfonebay.com, a site where I try to help new eBayers fit into the fantastic world of eBay. Having to constantly keep up with eBay auctions and sales, I am making it easy for you to come and look at some of the current ridiculous auctions on eBay.

Todays auction has "sheer hilarity" written all over it. Check out this "incredible" deal that Sauvili is offering...

This "clever" seller obviously overestimated the current poker-hype that exists in America today, he is selling himself and his poker skills (or lack of) for a mere $9,999 USD. He says that when (not if) he wins, he will split the payout 50/50 with the investor. Plus, he agrees to wear any sort of advertisement that the buyer wants him to (I'd almost be willing to pay $10,000 to see this guy get humiliated in front of millions wearing a "Tickle Me Elmo" t-shirt with matching Elmo high socks and shorts...)

Good luck Sauvili! XD

Expect more updates and unbelievable auctions soon from ebayfanatic.blogspot.com! --The eBay Fanatic a.k.a B.C. Peterson